'If You Can Read This I Have Capsized' T-Shirt
- T-SHIRTS AND HOODIES PRINTED IN THE USA
Embrace humor on the high seas with our Funny 'If You Can Read This I Have Capsized' T-Shirt. Perfect for boaters, captains, and first mates, this heavyweight cotton tee combines durability with a fun twist, making it an essential addition to any nautical wardrobe.
- Material: Heavyweight cotton for a relaxed, classic fit
- Seamless double-needle collar for a smooth look
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability
- Taped neck and shoulders ensuring long-lasting wear
Fabrication: Made from a blend of materials with options to suit all preferences: Solid Colors (100% cotton), Ash Grey (99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester), Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), and Heather Colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester).
This t-shirt is more than just apparel; it's a conversation starter and an ideal gift for any boating enthusiast or maritime adventurer. Order now and make waves with your style on the water!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
Every On The Water Apparel order is made just for you — printed on demand after you order to reduce waste and ensure every piece is fresh off the press.
Here’s what to expect:
👕 Production Time: 3–6 business days
📦 Shipping Time: 3–5 business days
🚚 Estimated Delivery: 7–10 business days
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking confirmation email so you can follow it all the way to your doorstep.
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
(Currently shipping within the United States only.)
Please note: During peak seasons (summer launches, holidays, and high-volume periods), production may take an extra day or two. We’ll always keep you updated.
Thanks for supporting a small business built around the memories, moments, and stories made on the water. 🌊
Every On The Water Apparel item is made just for you after your order is placed. Because each piece is custom printed, we’re unable to accept traditional returns for size changes, color preferences, or buyer’s remorse.
But we absolutely stand behind the quality of everything we make.
🌊 If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect:
We’ll make it right.
Please:
- Email support@onthewaterapparel.com
- Include your order number
- Attach clear photos showing the issue
If confirmed, we’ll send a replacement at no additional cost to you.
Need a different size?
We know finding the perfect fit online can be tricky.
Because your item was made specifically for your order, we’re unable to restock returned apparel.
If you accidentally ordered the wrong size, contact us — we’ll help you get the right fit with a discounted replacement order.
Items not eligible for return or refund:
• Incorrect size ordered
• Color preference changes
• Buyer’s remorse
• Items that have been worn or washed
• Items damaged after delivery
• Orders with incorrect shipping information provided at checkout
Our goal is simple: create apparel that helps you celebrate the moments, memories, and stories made on the water.
If something isn’t right, reach out — we’re here to help. 🌊
